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Friday Sex Talk
I’m aware it’s Saturday. I was wretching up tequila on my shoes yesterday so lets leave it. Lesbian Sex Problems We are lesbians and we’re good at sex. We all know this. But sometimes there are those...
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Four days to go….
I have talked about this so much. I think every other word that comes out my mouth is either about the prom, relating to the prom or what I’m going to do with Flick the unicorn while we’re at the Prom....
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Fringe or Bob
There’s a lot of scary things about London. Avoiding suffocation by suits at rush hour, trying desperately to keep your balance on the escalators and the scariest thing of all; living with boys. But...
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Five Hammered Ways
As a drunk, I myself am usually just happy and I get a bit too excited about tequila and think I can handle way more than I actually can because I have ‘Irish blood.’ And then I think I’m Beyoncé and...
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Feeling The Comedown
This week has been quite a comedown. Just from the Prom last weekend, not from snorting something out of hooker’s belly button in a hotel room. I’ll save that for next week. Or I’ll be in my flat,...
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Flings or Forever
Signs you’re NOT ready for a relationship We all sometimes look a chick flicks and think, God, I want that. I want to be a prostitute and have someone make me into a pretty woman. I want to write a...
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Flit, Bop and Boogie
So last night was Thursday and we went to a BFI party that had Bethany Babybel from DOMO DJing. And it was glorious. And not just because they sold very large tequilas that tasted like sprinkled...
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Friday Sex Talk
Gay marriage will be legal in the UK tomorrow kids! SO lets talk about sex in marriage. The best part. Why couple sex can be better. *Yes I do tend to bang on about going out, drinking tequila and...
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Friday Sex Talk
Lets chat about Vagina hair. From feminists claiming they are not shaving because it’s only men that want them to, to others saying they only feel comfortable if it’s shaved off completely, body hair...
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Feelings & the Community
R U Coming Out So last week I left the comfort of my East London flat and my very pretty floral bed and travelled to the Eagle in Vauxhall. That means getting a tube and everything. Sandra D was DJing...
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Finally it’s HERE
I LOVE resolutions HAPPY NEW YEAR Happy New Year one and all. I hope all your wishes and kisses come true. And you get very drunk in good New Year’s Eve fashion. I’m going to take this oppotuinity to...
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Fuck I swear a lot
Extras Video As it is the season of festivities and drinking bars dry of tequila and I have no idea what day it is, a proper video was not going happen.So here is this, extras and me trying to open a...
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Friday Sex Talk
New Sex Classes for Lesbians. Hosted by me. Jesus. Thinking I might be a teacher when I was younger, I didn’t think it would be this sort of teaching to be perfectly honest with you. But I could be...
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Fact: There are worse songs than Blurred Lines
My list of lyrics that are much much worse.. I know it’s a bad song. I know. And he’s creepy. And looks slightly like a camel. But, there are much worse songs than blurred lines so I am really...
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Fall in Love with… Adam All & The Drag King World
Long live the king! You know I love my nights out. As I’m quite the night time person, and even more so, a ‘morning can go fuck it’s self’ person. Now this is a night to go to kids. If you like to...
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Face Dirt
Taking off Makeup I work all through the day and then I reapply all my makeup and then come back in the early hours in the morning. This means there’s often layers and layers of foundation, concealer,...
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Failing at Life
Reasons you shouldn’t live by Yourself This is not a post for all the women I envy. The ones who have their lives completely together and can easily manage any sort of DIY task efficiently without even...
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Face Stuff
Collection Mineral Foundation The beauty product that saves my life every day. Not literally, but it stops me looking like a gremlin. And that’s pretty much the same thing. If I’m going out to the...
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Fruity Pinks
Pink things that will make your skin sparkle like Robert Pattison in Twilight although prettier. My skin is ridiculously sensitive but these things make it all soft and smooth and sexually sparkly. And...
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Flaky Lips
Five ways to Cure Chapped Lips Winter is a beautiful month and yet it can wreck your beauty completely from getting rained on so you look like a squirrel who fell into a pond to the wind blowing your...
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